Business plan quotes funny

Business plan quotes funny

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Warner, Warner Brothers, Regrettable Quotes: Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Watson, chairman of the board of IBM While theoretically and technically television may be feasible, commercially and financially it is an impossibility.

Stephen Leacock Success is more attitude than aptitude. You’ll need it to replace three people who just left. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name. Bern Williams Stubbornness does have its helpful features. Business Week, August 2, Regrettable Quotes: Milestones completed and future plans: Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Not my circus, not my monkeys. I’m from the Revenue and I’m here to help you. If a company, can’t explain, in ONE SENTENCE Business Plan Quotes Find the best business plan quotes and sayings on PictureQuotes. To see never-seen colors and shapes, To try to understand the imperceptible Power pervading the world; To fly and find pure ethereal substances That are not of matter But of that invisible soul pervading reality.

Mark Twain Motivation is what gets you started. Auden If you can build a business up big enough, it’s respectable. Scott Adams Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Barry Goldwater A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. Sydney Smith Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. Mary Little The first thing a new employee should do on the job is learn to recognize his boss’ voice on the phone.

If it’s somebody else’s secretary, fine. Milton Berle We owe a lot to Thomas Edison – if it wasn’t for him, we’d be watching television by candlelight. Scrambling to create a business presentation? The less you know, the more you make.

Unkown What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising?

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